I’m joining this whole “Post A Day” thing. For each day in 2011, I’ll write a post — barring any unforeseen illness/loss of limbs.
So get ready!
The visible shoulder is the one on which I found the monster hair.
Molly the Mascot is ready, so let’s do this. (Doesn’t she look vigilant?)
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Here’s the North American Molly Dog, always good for a cuddle and a laugh. She understands English, and she enjoys grooming herself on my lap.
She isn’t my dog; she belongs to my boyfriend.
Molly tells the funniest jokes, way better than Dug from “Up!” In her jokes, the squirrels die, but the punchlines are way funnier. For example:
“Did you hear about the squirrel who got into the cuckoo’s nest? They say the bird ate him because the squirrel was totally nuts!”
She does a stand-up routine every Saturday night at Paws for Laughter.